Janice From High School PT. 2 (PLEASE READ PART 1 FIRST)

Janice, Janice, Janice... I pray my dick isn't damaged.

I wouldn't have fucked you if I knew of all the niggas that you let ran in.



My brain is racing, give me a drink, I'M PISSED I NEED TO GET WASTED

because I'm thinking of all the dicks that probably was in there before I graced it.

Now I'm scarred to watch any single porn on my favorite site because she might be featured in.



My dude comes to comfort me and he says "Bro it's going to be ok, I doubt she has anything, I mean, her job is giving head, she has to be tested before they even let her in the bed."



So I start to feel better, hell I started to think, "at least I fucked Pro-fucker than some random ghetto homewrecker, who fucks anything that looks at them the right way, and then wondering 'why am I going to the bathroom faster and faster?'"



I make the decision to go to clinic in a couple months just to be sure I didn't catch anything from HIV to some dick fungai.



----3 months later------



I walk in the clinic and I'm the first one there, and 2 seconds later I see a room full and there are no missing chairs. I see a girl that if we were on the streets I would come up to her styling and profiling like I'm Ric Flair, but not in this room because potential STD's are in the air.

Luckily since I'm the first person the was in the room I get called first so I run to the doctor like *VA-ROOM* because I was soo scarred being in that room because I know at least 2 people are going to find out their doom.

They ask the questions, "Have you had sex with anyone with any STD's?"
"Not sure"
"Have you recieved oral sex without a condom in the past 3-12 weeks?"
"Yes indeed"
The doctor raises one eybrow gives me that look like 'dumb nigga'
"Have you had sex without a condom?"
"Yes, I definetly wrapped up my meat"
"Have open mouth kissed anyone?
"uhhh, give the definition of what that's suppose to mean"
"Tongue" The doctor replies
"Yes" and I feel my eyes about to cry

So I ask the doctor, "based on what I told you, what am I in risk of?"
The doctor replies, "well your in danger of clymehdia, gonnerea, sphyllis, herpes and HIV"

GREAT!!!! pretty much everything, I swear if I got anything I'm going to make sure that I fuck her mother so she can fuck her husband so in turn I gave whatever to Janice's parents.

So now the moment comes where they take blood, piss in a cup and put a q-tip in my penis(ARGH!!!!). That goes by quick then dreaded 20 minutes come by and I'm sweating because I might find out that in a few months to 2 years I'm going to die. I don't have the money for the pills so I'm scarred now I MIGHT CRY, THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT I'M TOO YOUNG, I MUST STAY ALIVE!!!!

---------------20 minutes later--------------------------

The doctor lets me in, he gives me a speech on how I need to be safe with my meat. I thinking that he's prolonging the results because knows that my life has no hope. He pulls out a piece of paper and my heart jumps to my throat he says "Negative for HIV, now call back in 3 weeks for the other STD's, and please be careful and do get hurt."

I walked out happy but now I'm thinking in my mind that I still got 3 more weeks before I can feel relived.

---------------3 weeks later-----------------------------

I call the number back and everything seemed to be in slow motion from me picking up the phone, the dialtone, the doctors voice in a monotone, my hands was shaking I could barely hold the phone. I gave them my name they said "hold on we have to find your records"

So now I'm praying that I'm clean, because if I got anything I'm ripping out her spleen.

The docotor comes back and says

"Joseph, you have tested......"

*end of story*