My Homeboy Cosmic... My dog, I'll love him forever

You were my dog

no seriously he was my dog, not like that ghetto saying for friend 'dawg'

because on the real he was above them all.

A real friend to me, a friendship that noone could see

because he was either eating, laying down or sleep

but that was Cosmic for you, lazy and always looking for z's

Whenever I came home from work him and midknight would be on my ass

praying I would let them free so they could roll around in the grass

and sometimes I would let them pass, and he would be soo happy run around soo fast

which was weird since he weighs more than me and does nothing but sleep, eat and find another spot to crash.

I remember when he was a mere puppy who was only 7 pounds probably more

but now about 11 years later he's a fucking tank but he's soo cute that you can't do nothing but adore him.

He was always calm and cool, sometimes it was confused with him being blue

but really he was holding his energy for something serious that he absolutly had to do

He was a really big dog. Soo big that he was afraid of his own weight

because there has been soo manys time that he would jump on something and it would just break.

or his weight would just not let him go past certain spots so he would patiently wait for me to come by so I can help him make his way.

I know at times he was jealous of Midknight because in alot of ways my mom would show him more affection but he always held a special place in my heart, he was my first dog, the first animal my heart actually let in.

I hate to see him go, I mean since a puppy I seen him grow, it's kind of like a death of one of your bros. I grew up with him so it hurts when I walk in the backyard and you're not there to hold.

Looking at you the other day I realized you were pain, so apart of me knows you were suffering, I kind of wished I knew what was in your brain so would know if want had happened was done with your approval or if it was just inhumane.

But now I'll never know because your gone but in my heart you'll live on, as my friend, my homie, compadre, my dog. I Love You.

R.I.P. Cosmic

Janice From High School PT. 2 (PLEASE READ PART 1 FIRST)

Janice, Janice, Janice... I pray my dick isn't damaged.

I wouldn't have fucked you if I knew of all the niggas that you let ran in.



My brain is racing, give me a drink, I'M PISSED I NEED TO GET WASTED

because I'm thinking of all the dicks that probably was in there before I graced it.

Now I'm scarred to watch any single porn on my favorite site because she might be featured in.



My dude comes to comfort me and he says "Bro it's going to be ok, I doubt she has anything, I mean, her job is giving head, she has to be tested before they even let her in the bed."



So I start to feel better, hell I started to think, "at least I fucked Pro-fucker than some random ghetto homewrecker, who fucks anything that looks at them the right way, and then wondering 'why am I going to the bathroom faster and faster?'"



I make the decision to go to clinic in a couple months just to be sure I didn't catch anything from HIV to some dick fungai.



----3 months later------



I walk in the clinic and I'm the first one there, and 2 seconds later I see a room full and there are no missing chairs. I see a girl that if we were on the streets I would come up to her styling and profiling like I'm Ric Flair, but not in this room because potential STD's are in the air.

Luckily since I'm the first person the was in the room I get called first so I run to the doctor like *VA-ROOM* because I was soo scarred being in that room because I know at least 2 people are going to find out their doom.

They ask the questions, "Have you had sex with anyone with any STD's?"
"Not sure"
"Have you recieved oral sex without a condom in the past 3-12 weeks?"
"Yes indeed"
The doctor raises one eybrow gives me that look like 'dumb nigga'
"Have you had sex without a condom?"
"Yes, I definetly wrapped up my meat"
"Have open mouth kissed anyone?
"uhhh, give the definition of what that's suppose to mean"
"Tongue" The doctor replies
"Yes" and I feel my eyes about to cry

So I ask the doctor, "based on what I told you, what am I in risk of?"
The doctor replies, "well your in danger of clymehdia, gonnerea, sphyllis, herpes and HIV"

GREAT!!!! pretty much everything, I swear if I got anything I'm going to make sure that I fuck her mother so she can fuck her husband so in turn I gave whatever to Janice's parents.

So now the moment comes where they take blood, piss in a cup and put a q-tip in my penis(ARGH!!!!). That goes by quick then dreaded 20 minutes come by and I'm sweating because I might find out that in a few months to 2 years I'm going to die. I don't have the money for the pills so I'm scarred now I MIGHT CRY, THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT I'M TOO YOUNG, I MUST STAY ALIVE!!!!

---------------20 minutes later--------------------------

The doctor lets me in, he gives me a speech on how I need to be safe with my meat. I thinking that he's prolonging the results because knows that my life has no hope. He pulls out a piece of paper and my heart jumps to my throat he says "Negative for HIV, now call back in 3 weeks for the other STD's, and please be careful and do get hurt."

I walked out happy but now I'm thinking in my mind that I still got 3 more weeks before I can feel relived.

---------------3 weeks later-----------------------------

I call the number back and everything seemed to be in slow motion from me picking up the phone, the dialtone, the doctors voice in a monotone, my hands was shaking I could barely hold the phone. I gave them my name they said "hold on we have to find your records"

So now I'm praying that I'm clean, because if I got anything I'm ripping out her spleen.

The docotor comes back and says

"Joseph, you have tested......"

*end of story*

Janice From High School

One day I went to the store and I ran into an old friend
Her name was Janice and DAMN she looked soo good, nice breast and a beautiful back end
We talked, remineced, 3 hours, made her laugh and she said "My life is straight"
so I thought to myself "Gee God why can't you cut me a break, I'm just trying to make ends meet. Nothing too great."

So I brought her back to the pad where again I kept making her laugh, because back in the day I was that goofy dude that no style, no swag, BUT THAT WAS THEN and I'm looking at her and I'm seeing no red flags.

Soo I kiss her on the forehead, she brightens up, then I lay back down and she says something that made me jump right out the bed, "I always wanted you to myself. Like snacth you up and flee... far far away so noone could take you away from me."

So I'm thinking back, I was that kid that had nothing fashionable, my grades were barely passable, our cliques never really got along so we would always laugh at you, and NOW you're pretty much telling me that "I wanted to marry you"

My head is twisting but I don't give damn at this point. we graduated high school how many years ago? So really you're doing nothing but boosting my ego... CHYEAH!!!!

And like a pittbull she grapples me, takes advantage of me, and now I feel pitiful because she yokes me up like a G!

But then I decide to show her this isn't that little boy she remembers, UH-uh(smh). This is a grown simba that will give her a hard dicking from January to December, UH-HUH!!!! Because let me tell you something sex is like an interview and I want the job so I can advance to a Board Member.

I take her by the hand, push her on my bed, take off all her clothes and tongue and kiss her body from her naval to her neck then back down in between her legs so I can get fead.

I closed my eyes and let my tongue communicate with her to her body and my tongue was saying, "I'm going to make this the night of your dreams and I'm going to be to you what crack is to a drugfiend."

She screams "OH GOD I'M ABOUT TO CUM!!!" so I go harder and harder on her clit that it makes her cum 1,2, UHM-teenth times. So she screams louder and louder it got to a point where I had to say "Listen, shut up your screams are sounding like gibber-gabber and you are really sounding dumb."

So she looks at me and again.... Mauls the hell out of me. So I'm like, fuck it if this girl wants to take my dick BY ALL MEANS TAKE IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET GREAT SHIT LIKE THIS FOR FREE... usually

So my dick is out and its in her mouth and I swear she's is damn good at what she does because SHE MADE WANT TO SHOUT!!! Never felt head this good, my mouth got dry, and I felt like I was in a drought.

I was soo amazed, I gave her praise, and something I never did before. The only thing that can make this better is some purple haze but fuck it, this is the closest thing I'm getting to from actually fucking Ms. Carmen Hayes.

She came up, I layed her down, touched her twat and it was feeling hot. Creaming soo much that you could hear the drops.

I had to catch myslef because I was about to raw-dog it. The pussy is probably great but my dick doesn't have any insurance on it. So quickly I grab the wrappers and put it on even faster and dive in that vag you could've sworn I was a porn actor.

Usually I would take my time don't need to rush into this, but AGAIN UGH!!!! SHE'S GAVE ME THOSE EYES!!!! and this time their saying, "Nigga you need to realize that this aint' time for socializing. I'm horny, I want to fuck and there better be no romanticizing."

So I do what I do, I took charge all you hear in the room is BOOM BOOM BOOM and her sceaming "OH OH OH" Lift her legs up and realize she's flexible too!! Well Goddamn Holy MOly I can die now THIS CAN BE THE END OF MY LIFE STORY!!!

So now we switch it up, hit it from the back, and I finally see her butt, something that I wanted to see since I've been on my come-up. I'm thinking to myself,"I'm doing what most niggas probably would dream of!" Now the other stuff we did was just a warm-up, because what I'm about to do is get in that ass and have her screaming "You the baddest in the land" like I'm Sho'nuff.

I start pulling her hair and at this point I don't care, I don't care who hears us, see's us, windows wide open soo if a nun happen to walk by she would be scarred because I'm throwing it down in HERE that she might renounce her faith and start fucking in here instead, because what I'm doing you might have to worship me like a newfound God. (no offense big guy)

The night goes on we can even stop until eventually my dick finally gave away and it just popped. She wanted it all over her so on her chest is where I shot and then she put my dick in and around and back in her mouth.

Cleaned up, we got dressed and she seemed happy. I felt like I did my job because her voice was soo raspy. My phone rang, it was my man's he was coming through. Janice had to go so she had flee really soon but she couldn't move, her legs had no fuel, she tried again and gave me those eyes and said, "hehe shame on you hehe." So I replied, "Shame on me, no shame on you because you tried to ravage me so I had to take you to school, teach you a lesson to not judge a book by its cover because just like tonight I'LL LIGHT ANOTHER FIRE UP DAT ASS!!!"

My man's is here, and Janice starts to leave, she walks out the door and he walks in. He gives her a look and she looks at him and they both give each other these eyes like they knew each other or something. The door shuts and my homeboy finally breathes, I guess he was holding breath because she is surely pretty

And he says,"Dawg you just fucked?! I hope you had a rubber yo?!!"

I say,"Damn right I did, is there something that I'm suppose to know?"

and He says, "Yeah, bro whats her name, man?

I said,"Janice from High School we graduated the same year."

He replied, "Yeah!!!! Janice Prize!!! DUDE SHE'S A PORNSTAR!!!"

And I looked at my crotch and," AWW SHIT!!!!!.... NOT AGAIN!!!!"